Episodes

Feb 8, 2022
Cheesecake Townhouse
Feb 8, 2022
Feb 8, 2022
1hr 1 min
Chris has to differentiate between ‘commercial’ and ‘private’ flights and Andi fell down. Then they talk about what kind of horses to eat.

Feb 2, 2022
Norm the Mountain Lion
Feb 2, 2022
Feb 2, 2022
54 min
Chris has notes on Andi’s bath time routine and Andi explains the difference between pasties and tassels. This is a blissful episode after the Bills game and before the Bengals game… they were happier then.

Jan 26, 2022
Bitslexic
Jan 26, 2022
Jan 26, 2022
59 min
Chris has it out for cucumber water and Andi would rather eat ass than drink a PBR.

Jan 18, 2022
Rackamoni and Cheese
Jan 18, 2022
Jan 18, 2022
58 min
Chris has a bougie week at home and Andi totally nails the Home Depot theme song.

Jan 6, 2022
Ready Betty
Jan 6, 2022
Jan 6, 2022
1hr 1 min
Chris and Andi talk about the Saints Row and Assassins Creed games ad nauseam. Also they are absolutely curb stomped about the loss of Betty White.

Dec 29, 2021
The Screeps
Dec 29, 2021
Dec 29, 2021
56 min
Chris and Andi talk about how children can’t appreciate the arts and how nuts marathon runners are.

Dec 16, 2021
Did You Hear The Alarm?!
Dec 16, 2021
Dec 16, 2021
59 min
Andi has a big problem with the Friends theme song on HBO Max and Chris has a wild weekend in Arizona.

Dec 8, 2021
CHRISTOPHER...
Dec 8, 2021
Dec 8, 2021
1hr 2 min
Chris has his first Philly cheesesteak and Andi helps him redecorate the living room. Is there more exciting stuff they talk about? Yes, but you have to listen to find out. This is called a “teaser”.

Nov 30, 2021
Matzo Barf Soup
Nov 30, 2021
Nov 30, 2021
57 min
Chris is outraged at how inflation has affected the Cheesecake Factory, and the pod gets the best email it’s ever received. Brought to you by backattacksnacks.com

Oct 28, 2021
You Best Be Bleeding
Oct 28, 2021
Oct 28, 2021
1hr 2 min
Chris and Andi get drunk and it’s a real ramble fest. Listen as the Porters make the most of a Friday night!

