The One Millionth Podcast

The Goggles Did Nothing

Chris wants an Alf origins story and the Porters discuss if Fleshlights are recyclable. We’re having fun, kids.

Last Minute Celebrity

Chris went to Tampa and gets a taste of his own foot while Andi went to a scorching hot play in North Hollywood. It’s not all glitz and glamour, folks. 

Chris Got a F**king Sound Pad

Andi tries out Chris’ bidet on the air and Chris got a f**king sound pad.

Malltown

Andi tries to get Chris into The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Chris is making some big life upgrades. Fill your ear holes with some sweet, sweet banter.

Cornchella

This is now a Below Deck discussion podcast. Yes we know that the title has nothing to do with Below Deck. Deal with it, turds. 

Methampheta-mean

Chris and Andi are in Kansas City and Chris talks about The Black Crowes ad nauseam. They also discuss how many soft serve cones one can eat in a day (it’s around 18).

Wiffle Balls

Chris has many airport annoyances and Andi convinced her friend that the emergency number in California is 912. Also there’s a new contest where you get to re-name a guy who has no balls. 

Something Penis

The Porters discuss Andi’s 23 and Me results and what happened when Chris asked their Grandma about stretch marks. 

Ye Old Buck Shack

Chris spent his weekend in a seedy hotel and Andi does a spot on, exactly perfect impression of Chris. Swear to gah you’ll think it’s him.

The 100th Episode

Brad Williams stops by to talk with Chris and Andi about renaissance festivals, John Mayer and how to pronounce Worcestershire.